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xxpsychedelicdreamsxx replied to your post: Wait so the story about the cannibalistic attack…

Yep that’s right. My sister was telling me the story last night, there is no such thing of a zombie apocalypse. Some random guy who was overdose with cocaine and LSD thinking he was eating a nice chesseburger instead he was eating a man face….

Ah, I see. Thank you for answering. After having seen several articles about the story online on various websites, I was panicking upon whether all these news companies were conspiring together to troll all of us. It’s a relief to know that I wasn’t in fact being senselessly gullible. (¬‿¬ )

Wait so the story about the cannibalistic attack in Florida isn’t true? I’m aware that the whole zombie virus thing was obviously troll work, but the general story about a man supposedly under the influence of bath salts who attacked a homeless man actually happened right? RIGHT?

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